I have tried over the past week to find a replacement for my wonderful mochas. But to no avail. I am trying to reduce dairy in my life because it adds to my “too big for my britches” situation at the moment. 🙁 However, I have come to the conclusion that cheese will have to go instead of the milk in my mochas! Coffee with crappy artificial creamers, or worse yet rice milk simply doesn’t compare!
To celebrate this, I am posting these fun coffee quotes. Enjoy!
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
I like to do weird things in the shower, like drink my coffee, brush my teeth and drink a smoothie. It’s good time management.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. ~Ronald Reagan
You get the health benefits of coffee up through about the first twenty-four ounces. It’s the biggest source of antioxidants for Americans, and we think it helps prevent Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s as well. ~Mehmet Oz
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? ~Steven Wright
Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. ~Bill Gates
I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up. ~Megan Mullally
I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can’t even see a difference. ~Author Unknown
Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. ~Jessi Lane Adams
Deja Brew: The feeling that you’ve had this coffee before. ~Author Unknown
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a Danish. ~ Author Unknown
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. ~Stephanie Piro
Retirement is one great big giant coffee break. ~Author Unknown
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. ~Alex Levine
If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all. ~David Letterman
I found some of these on an awesome page of coffee quotes… In no way did I exhaust their collection! For more go visit the coffee quote page on Spilling the Beans Chicago! Hilarious!!!!!!
Check out my blog Why is Coffee so Enticing if you haven’t read it yet.