The morning started out wonderfully. I did my favorite yoga DVD and was able to do the beginning warm up routine and one sun salutation. For those of you who don’t know, I went through hip replacement surgery in early February (painful arthritis). I am healing beautifully, and managing a yoga routine is the next step in my recovery. So woohoo me!
Next on my agenda was to swing by the grocery store for a few healthy items (what can I say I’m on a health kick after my blog about change and chin hairs).
So off I go… I’m dressed for summer and have these loose linen capris on. As I walk into the store, I feel something funny on the back of my left butt and thigh…. What the heck? Oh no… it couldn’t be… there was a pair of bunched up undies in my pants!
Just as I realized what they were, one of the managers very kindly greeted me with a smile and hello. I hope I smiled back as I hurried by (hand nonchalantly on my behind), but I was totally distracted trying to figure out if I should take them out in a quiet aisle or hope they didn’t fall out while was there. I thought about store cameras and decided not to give them a show that might end up on YouTube, so I crossed my fingers and kept shopping (moving slowwwwly).
You’ll be happy to know that I made it through the store, finished my shopping, and made it back to my car. The offending panties were quickly extracted with a wiggle in the privacy of my Trailblazer and stayed innocently on the seat next to me for the rest of my errands. Disaster averted, and a great story to text to my bff. 😉
Note to self: always check your pants for foreign objects when you get dressed…